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Posted by midgetsausage - December 21st, 2023


Oh hey.

Sorry if I haven't really been on here as much as I used to be, unlike last year or last last year.

Been more busy doing my own thing or two, and I'll get to what those are later.


I give you, in return, three tunes I made, which I'm immensely proud of.


I also went back and remastered some few favorites. And by "remastered" I mean "plugged dozens of Fruity Waveshapers and EQs in each audio track and somehow it came off better than expected".


Where had I been? Well, my life's undergone some pretty big changes ever since the start of the year, however I won't share what said changes were as they are very personal and I'd like them to remain private.

I will instead show what I have been doing, and I promise they are very fuckingly interesting, because these are two very important things in midgetsausage history. This year, I have essentially brought two of my biggest projects to life.


A WASTE O' TIME and COOPER BULLET.


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If you're familiar with me and my work, then you're familiar with Charlie, this weirdly energetic wide-eyed girl who dons a red beanie and shows up in a lot in the stuff I make.


Very fun personality, very fun to draw, and I'm sure many will agree with those sentiments. But did you ever stop to wonder where she came from, or why I made her in the first place?


The thing is, she was always meant to be a video game protagonist from day one. The problem was, I didn't know how to make video games! The ideas for her game were there, I just didn't have the know-how to actually make the game. The closest she'd ever been to being in an actual video game was when I animated her game for Round 5 of @BrandyBuizel's 2021 Summer Animation Jams.


And thus she remained game-less.

... until very late April of this year. I decided she was game-less for far too long enough. I forced myself to learn Godot, and eight months later we finally have a functional playable A Waste o' Time... very very very rough game/prototype!

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https://www.newgrounds.com/projects/games/4878666/preview


The game is still in a very VERY basic state. It has a long way to go, but on the bright side it has also gone a long way! If you wish to play it, you can play through this NG preview here, or you can play it on itch.io if that suits you more for some reason. It would be nice if I could get some feedback after you played it! Though I won't force ya.



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Jennifer Austere, one of the sharpest gunslingers of her time. And, unfortunately, also one of the drunkest. In terms of midgetsausage history, she has one hell of a development history involving lots of changes since her very inception.


A year earlier, I had attempted to get Cooper Bullet off the ground. It was set to probably be around 20 pages, but production was taking a long ass time, to the point where a single page took months to make. It was imo kind of overproduced, and by the time the last few batch of pages were released, I had already hated the comic's story. (It's so, so bad, like, genuinely. I had a hard time summarizing the story to someone else, it's that bad.) So I bailed! But I still hoped for the comic to get off the ground one day.


A year later, @KittyhawkMontrose announced the Sweet Sixteen Comic Contest. It was here where I [WON FIRST PLACE WITH COOPER BULLET] and [RECEIVED THE GRAND PRIZE OF 999,999,000 DOLLARS] and also [MADE TOM FULP MY BOTTOM BITCH]. Alright alright, jokes aside [(NOT)], I am genuinely happy that Montrose gave me an excuse to stop lazing my ass off and actually get Cooper Bullet off the ground.


Gonna go off into a tangent on how this comic was produced, because I feel like it's an underappreciated aspect of the whole thing. Basically everything was drawn in Adobe Flash CS6, my animation program, apart from the comic's cover, which is an old reused illustration drawn in ibisPaint. I had settled on a looser, sketchier, messier style which matched the way I doodled with pen and paper.

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This was especially useful because that meant if I did NOT want to draw a panel digitally, I could just draw it with a trusty ballpoint pen on my sketchbook, "scan" the panel and import it in Flash. Vice versa worked too, because if something was really complicated for me to draw on paper, I could just import the sketch and ink the drawing digitally.


I'm honestly glad a lot of people enjoyed [THE BEST F#%$ING COMIC IN THE SWEET SIXTEEN CONTEST EVER], and I'm hoping you guys stick around for more. Because I have a lot more. And you will read it. All of them. It is an order. [YOU WILL READ EVERY COOPER BULLET COMICok this bit is stupid i'm sorry


I still find it funny that these two projects both got used as contest/jam entries. And I still genuinely think it's made even funnier by the fact that I didn't win anything in either of them.




No idea how to end this thing. What am I supposed to write? I have nothing promised for next year, or the year after that, or the year after that.


At the beginning of the year I withdrew myself from doing collabs, only releasing the Friendly Frog Collab and my part for Kill Boe 3 as these were things I had initiated the year prior. In doing so, I realized how much more fun working on your very own stuff was, stuff you've spent more than a year planning and thinking about, instead of trying to make everyone laugh with something done quickly that still disappoints you years later because you feel it is wildly misrepresentative of what you're capable of. Mein Gott! Working on something YOU actually like... is way better! Mind blown epicly....


Though it doesn't appear like it, I feel I've been much more productive this year. I'm now working/worked on my two biggest projects. Here's to hoping my determination and motivation to work remains consistent.


Around this August I began my first year of senior high school (feelipino education) and it's absolutely stress-inducing. But I'm glad I've... persevered thus far. I've completed the first semester and am gearing up for the second this January, and I have no idea what to expect either. Alas, it seems I will end this year still just as confused as I was at the beginning of 2023.


Cheers, everybody, and merry Christmas. Sorry for the severe lack of Month-to-Month Midgetsausage 2023, there wasn't anything fucking interesting to highlight in every month of this year apart from I drank way more alcohol than expected of me.


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Posted by midgetsausage - September 29th, 2023


unrelated, but happy 100 posts!


hey baby (unspecified)......

sorry i was gone for long (again)......

i was, uh, busy drinking my misery away.......


dw baby i got a present, delivered same way as last time...........


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::: SKETCH COLLAB 2023 IS NOW OPEN :::

YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY


READ THE OFFICIAL POST FOR MORE INFO

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1528381


We also (kind of) have a Discord server for this.

It's NOT REQUIRED, but feel free to join anyway.

https://discord.gg/rxvRRSbANn


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Posted by midgetsausage - September 20th, 2023


This is a letter of regret, remorse, and a final farewell.

The ultimate sequel to The Bitter Truth.


This is to all of my supporters, my friends, and those I consider my family. This is the hardest I've ever been, and it's my deepest regret that I will be exiting the Sonic vore fanclub, and maybe further than that if necessary. I want to thank you for all the good years you've given to my life, as I expect everything to be over for me soon. There is something (I need you to guess what it is instead of having me directly acknowledging it) circulating about me in messages, and I'm not going to try and deny or disprove it... because it's true. It's something I deeply regret from years ago, and I wish I could take back the damage I've done.



I really don't fucking know what to write here, like it caught me off guard she'd actually leak that shit lmao, I figured she'd just move on. So I'mma say I actually got therapy and everything. Back then I became the very thing I despised in others. I wasn't a good person those years ago, so I've worked to improve over the years in various forms of therapy, all that shit. Blah blah blah, I apologize to the person I affected online. (I also need you to guess who she is.)



I'm too much of a fucking pussy to actually say what I did so here are some awesome fucking quotes: never give up on your goals, practice self-care, don't let anger destroy you, don't overstep boundaries, and most importantly, never give up on therapy, or you might end up hurting someone else from not getting that help... like I did. See? I just made scathing remarks directed at myself, like I'm gonna do again and again in this post, hoping to gain sympathy from you guys.



I truly am sorry, I'm disappointed in myself, I never meant to hurt anyone, I wanted to help people, etc., etc. I won't say what it is as I am ashamed to say, because I don't actually wanna admit that shit LOL, I'll just assume you know. As the kids say, "IYKYK", haha lmaooo. Actually, it wasn't my fault to begin with! It was actually HER fault that she got groo— uh, "g-word"-ed by me, as I've said to my good friend @Shal, who hopefully wouldn't leak that shit because if so then I'm REALLY fucked.



This is how it all ends for me, and sadly this is probably what I'll be remembered for, as my past is my undoing. I wish I never did some of the things I did (which I will, again, never disclose, because I'll be real with you. I only wish they didn't get uncovered), and I have to live with that....but when I lose everything and everyone, I don't know if I'll have anything to live for anymore when it's all gone, yadda yadda, all that shit, pls no lev me.



This is farewell. It's been an honor to be on Newgrounds for 20 years, 17 on this account. Most people will probably hate me by now when they find out what I'm talking about (because, then again, NOT disclosing that shit LOL) I'm sorry for having disappointed all of you, and myself. I need you guys to understand I am incredibly lonely which is a totally perfect excuse as to why I did that shit.



For the past year after progress in therapy, i promised it would never happen again to anyone else, and it hasn't since [citation needed]. At the very least, people will be safer when I'm gone even though I made that promise. People will be happier. I'm nothing. I'm just a stick on the mud. All I do is harbor pain and sadness in this world... I'm nothing...



Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.



I have accepted the potential end (I say potential because I believe I have a chance of coming back. You wait and see) coming in sight, and it's my fault. I don't ask for forgiveness, or understanding, or justification, that wouldn't be fair to the person involved, to anyone. But I ask that you learn from my mistakes, for those who followed me this long, and to do better than I did. 



Oh yeah, will Y'ALL shut the fuck about about my furry Discord alt Wuffers99? It's a perfectly good account with a perfectly cute blue doggy icon, perfect for grooming teenagers. (I should know, I'm in my thirties!)



Goodbye I guess?


Take care, people of Newgrounds.

- midget sausage




ADDENDUM

Goodbye.

The following is something I should have said from the beginning and my departure from internet society.


I'm sorry. I should have been a better person. I'm sorry I hurt as many people as I did, I never wanted to hurt the world, This isn't asking for forgiveness, I'm admitting that I was wrong for what I've done. (I'm still not saying what "what I've done" is.)


Yadda yadda. Should've only just apologized, but unfortunately I can't help myself.


Bye


- midget sausage


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Posted by midgetsausage - January 29th, 2023


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!!! UPDATE !!!


Hi hi hi. If you don't know what the Friendly Frog Collab is, it's just an animation collab anyone can join where animators, well, animate a 5-10 second clip of a cute frog doing anything. More info in the original newspost.


Now, onto the actual news...

DEADLINE'S BEEN MOVED TO FEBRUARY 3


But, you know, I honestly don't care if you pass at any date after February 3, because I'll probably still consider adding it. So don't be too pressured with your animated lil' frog. Take all the time you need.


Also,

can y'all animate something else other than just a generic frog swatting a fly with its tongue lmao

I counted like... 10 entries that did exactly that. Can we... have less of that? They don't even really do that to begin with, they just more or less pounce on whatever they're eating.


that's all. hav fun. it's 6PM and I have dozens of other homework due in 6 hours so byeee


As for other midgetsausage projects, I am actively working on a game project, but I feel like I shouldn't reveal it yet at the behest of my co-collaborator. Apart from that, nothing much.


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Posted by midgetsausage - December 23rd, 2022


and the frogs came a-croakin as I announce the


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A collab centered on everyone's favorite amphibians!

(yes, toads are allowed)


This collab is intended to be a spiritual successor to @Taka's Cute Cat Collab!

Don't ya wanna take some time off to relax and look at some very friendly frogs?


The idea for this came from rewatching two frogs, my first solo Daily Winner, and five frogs, which was something I made to celebrate 900 fans. The latter is where the Budgett's frog in the collab's logo came from!


Make a short animated clip of frogs (or even just one frog) doing anything, even nothing! They could be...

  • sleeping
  • eating bugs
  • scratching their gooch
  • yawning
  • chilling in a pond
  • karaokeing
  • friendly fighting with each other
  • being held/caressed
  • screaming because they were held/caressed
  • looking at the camera and just being happy you're here
  • looking at the camera and lunging at it because it thinks it's food


Anything as long as they're cute while doing it, and the entry feels good!


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COLLAB ENTRY RULES/GUIDELINES

  1. Your entry must be animated, even if the frogs in the video are doing nothing. Like at least animate them breathing or something.
  2. Your entry must be 24fps, and must be between 5 and 11 seconds long. Entries below and/or above that limit won't be considered.
  3. Aspect ratio must be 16:9, what resolution your entry is is completely up to you.
  4. You're free to add sound effects as long as they aren't too loud, but please no music as much as possible, as we're gonna overlay music on top of the entries a la Sketch Collab.
  5. Make and send as many entries as you want, just remember that quality > quantity matters more here.
  6. Absolutely no NSFW. Do not desecrate God's most sacred of creatures.
  7. Lastly, your entry needs to be a video file, preferably .mp4/.mov!!!! Though if you really really wanna be in the collab but you really really can't export your stuff as a video file, I'm willing to make exceptions.


One more thing: there is no formal sign-up of some sort.

No need to ask me if you're allowed to join, because everyone is!

If you can make an entry, make one! If ya can't, well, sorry.

Any animation medium is allowed. Pixel frogs, polygonal frogs, vector frogs, pencil sketch frogs... the more the merrier!


I also recommend you try animating different types of frogs. There's more than one type! Don't just settle for a generic green blob of a frog.


To submit an entry...

Upload your entry first to your Google Drive (or any filesharing service), then PM me a link to it. Discord, Newgrounds PM or Twitter DM, whatever.

But please know that just because you sent me an entry does not fully guarantee you'll end up in the collab!

You'll know your entry was included when I send you a project invitation.


DUE DATE WHEN? READ THIS POST


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Above all else, I hope everyone has fun.

Much like the Cute Cat Collab that inspired it, this is intended to be a feel-good collab.

Just hoping nobody stresses out over this collab!


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Posted by midgetsausage - December 23rd, 2022


The sequel to everyone's least anticipated series of annual reviews on Newgrounds.com!


This is

MONTH-TO-MONTH MIDGETSAUSAGE 2022.


JANUARY

I began the year with not one but two frontpages! The first one is actually my entry for Tankmas 2021, which was pushed all the way back to January 1st because of a lot of constraints.


FEBRUARY

February is mostly just downtime for me. At this month I published probably one of my proudest art pieces yet because of the amount of time and quality I put into it, a dramatic drawing of @Kilomatter's Milo.


It was also around this time that I released MIDGETSAUSAGE 64 on my Spotify, which is a compilation of tracks that I had wanted to also feature on my Spotify page.


MARCH

Lots of things happened in March!!! Before my birthday, which fell on the 15th, I showed off some busts I made for @beenibroh's game Time Can Tell.


I also released this cover of the Lupin III theme, which went through so many changes as I kept on tweaking and tweaking it, even months after its release.


March was also the time people started uploading fanart of @Stepford's 360 Degrees, which was a really fun game! I had made two decals for the game itself, but I also earned another frontpage for this piece I spent tons of hours on.


As for my actual birthday, well, among other things, I celebrated by having this thing as my banner all month, which was an extension of the banner I made for my 15th birthday.


This month was also when I started posting the music I made for @zachs234's (canned?) game Adam's Taxi Service! Of the 5 tracks I posted on NG, three of them got frontpaged.


APRIL

I went as a furry for April Fools', which meant I was now stuck with the absolutely egregious username @furrysausage and now had a FurAffinity account to my name.


April is also the time I first used this profile picture, which has become my standard profile picture for just about every account I still actually actively manage (Twitter, Newgrounds, etc) because of its versatility.


To top it all off, I released my first animation of 2022, an entry to a failed collab @Joe-Mega had planned to make.

To date, this is the only animation I've made that has actual genuine hate comments because of the joke in the video.


MAY

Shit REALLY starts ramping up in May.

I mentioned the Lupin III theme cover I made in March because I eventually got around to releasing a full length version, which went on to be frontpaged and even get a Weekly User's Choice award.


I also started to make more animated stuff, beginning with I've got 50p, an animated version of a video by kmlkmljkl and was one of the videos where I demonstrated being able to shit out an animation in only 4-5 days from conception.


May is also when I released the first 8 pages of my comic Cooper Bullet! Finally, Jennifer Austere and Arthur Brooks are now real! Though I sort of cringe when looking back at these pages, I still think it's one of the best things I've done that month.

Check out the Cooper Bullet archive!


May was also when @smallphroge's birthday was, so I made this short animation of two frogs fighting under the rain, which both made her really happy AND won me my first solo Daily Feature, 237 days after I tried getting daily first with that A Waste o' Time trailer!


MAY

FulpWare.



I didn't forget.


@RGPAnims' shining gem of a Pico Day entry. It's still the 4th in the list of best of all time submissions in NG! I'm glad I was with it from the beginning up until the end, from coming up with the name FulpWare to making a frontpage banner for it with @pommisc's art after it released.


That Sublo & Tangy Mustard part I made for the collab is pretty cool, sure, it's pixel art in Flash. but that Wii menu in the start (which nobody asked me to make by the way) is still hands down one of the coolest (and also most insane!) things I've ever done with Flash CS6 and in general.

And here's how I made it!


This video has been on my backburner of shit I really needed to upload, so here it is. I'm not sure if people can even understand what I wrote in the video, but I think I've shown what I needed to show in it.


I had also done animation for @BigTexasTony's Pico Day cartoon.


@Graeme also released The Life and Death of Boe (Kill Boe 3) and I'm proud that he chose my part as the game's thumbnail!

I really liked making my part and how weird it turned out to be, and I'm just glad I was part of that project.


It was also around this time that I had gotten 900 fans, and so I celebrated by releasing a sort of sequel to two frogs, the aptly titled five frogs.

It was not as successful as the first frog video and is one of two times I ever actually celebrated NG follower milestones.


June is also when I released Jackstone Jam Zone, which is a Sonic 2 and Michael Jackson-inspired track that uses the Sonic 2 soundfont! It performed pretty well, getting a frontpage when I least expected it!


I need to also mention Watch This Number Go Up, which is a really stupid game I made very quickly with Scratch 3 to test medals, and somehow it managed to get an Underdog of the Week award, so there's that.


Lastly (and also the least) I released yet another album on Spotify, the weirdly named Does This Album Even Have A Name...?, containing a bunch of tracks.


JULY

July was when classes started, so I had noticeably slowed down a bit. But that really didn't stop me from making two more art pieces, which I think still hold up pretty well, and Newgrounds thought so too, which is why they frontpaged my JSR-inspired birthday gift to @NatnatGaming101.


In this month I also began my "...revisited" series, which are a series of recreations of some of my old tracks, and were done because I felt like I had improved so much that the original versions just didn't represent my new skills well. The title of the series is taken from the Queen song In The Lap of the Gods ...revisited.


The first track to be given the revisited treatment was Wibbie Shrine, a track I still really love because of its mood and simplicity, and I guess Newgrounds loved it too, which is probably why they frontpaged it and gave it a Weekly 5th.


The second track to be given the revisited treatment was the track I made for @Kraikein and @Tacopug's Monster March Collab last year, called Godzilla's March. Unfortunately, despite having the wickedly talented @Jumbs on board, it didn't really do well, and is one of two revisited tracks that were not frontpaged.


For this month I made an entry for @BrandyBuizel's Summer Lovin' Jam. It did not get into the final collab, which I was honestly kind of okay with because besides, at that point in time, all I really wanted was to just see myself in a beach with my beloved.


... I also drew this thing. I like it. It's one of a few Sonic art pieces I uploaded in Newgrounds and I'm including it here.


AUGUST

it's big hoss time.


thank u lots @heyopc

What was he cooking?

I didn't win anything for that jam but I sure am hell glad I was in the honorable mentions!!!! I'm happy Chris loved my entry as much as I did lmao


August is also the month I released An Ordinary Adventure+, at least, what remains of it. It was intended to be a remake/update of the original game, but because of a lot of technical issues and the fact that I had a falling out with the game's creator and his friend group, this is all that remains.

I also released its soundtrack here as well.


@migmoog also commissioned a banner from me for 50 Steam dollars!!!! which meant I finally got to play Sonic Mania lmao


If anyone wants to commission me for profile pictures and banners and is willing to pay in the form of Steam gift cards (I am dead serious) then feel free to chat me up!!!


August also saw the release of a new addition in the revisited series, Jackstone Jam Zone (yes, just months after its release). It like Godzilla's March didn't perform as well as I hoped it would, and honestly I kind of dislike this version.


But I quickly made up for it with the scrapped AnotherGuy boss music intended for AOA+, which is the only AOA+ track that got frontpaged!


SEPTEMBER

September went as quickly as it arrived.

There's only two things of note, one is that I made a quick entry for @Taka's Cute Cat Collab, which received some flak because it was essentially just a slideshow with no animation, but that was a long time ago.


Another entry in the revisited series (though it isn't explicitly named one) is NON DESISTAS NON EXIERIS...?, a remake of the music used in the AWoT trailer and, consequently, the game's actual boss music.


Sketch Collab 2022 signups! This time, it was hosted by @Ozone, myself and Ryan. It was finally open and we had initially wanted to cap it to around 100 members, but at the incessant deman- uh, request of Brandy, we lowered the bar of entry significantly and allowed more people in.


OCTOBER

October is like the calm before the storm. Because of schoolwork, there was lots of downtime around this month.

I made this quick shitpost mocking Chris Pratt's part in the Nintendo Direct showing the first Super Mario Bros. Movie trailer using the same techniques as my actual part in FulpWare.


October was also when we announced that Sketch Collab 2022 is now closed for signups. We had accepted more than 140 people.


I also started playing TF2. Oh no.


NOVEMBER

And this is when shit starts ramping back up, but it's still the calm before the storm.

At this point everyone had finished their Sketch Collab entries after we had extended the deadline by a week, so it was up to Ozone to compile it all up.


I released a full version of a cover of Sublo & Tangy Mustard's main theme, which did pretty well!


Pages 9 to 14 of Cooper Bullet was finally released after being long overdue! It was also at this point I was starting to reconsider how to actually approach this comic, so I once again put it on hold.


Also at this point I was practically buried under a mountain of schoolwork, which thankfully I was able to burn... wait, no, keep up. I was able to keep up.


DECEMBER

*clears throat* alright


Now I wasn't able to join Tankmas this year for one reason or another, but I was able to make up for it by basically having the most shit happen this month. I'll start with the little things, which just so happens to be this Christmas Charlie profile picture I made. It's a recreation of an old drawing of mine from 2020 and I'm proud of it honestly.


December saw the release of another entry in the revisited series, this time of Peasant-Mocking Pleasantries (or In Clubberpub, There Is A Bouncer) which is now my second most viewed song as of writing.


Sketch Collab 2022 finally released on the 21st!!!!! I'm glad it's many people's first exposure to lots of wonderful new artists, who hopefully would all be as successful as I have become for the past 2 years ever since I had my big break with Tankmas 2020. It was the biggest Sketch Collab ever hosted, 15 years after the original.


For SC 2022 I had made two teaser trailers for it, and the first one (which had so many views on Twitter) featured a cover of This Horizon that I had made but never released. I decided to actually release the damned thing and ended up with my fifth consecutive frontpage in a row, breaking my previous streak of 4!!!


That's not all for December, because there's still one more project waiting to be released: @ayofern's film, Girls Night!, which is gonna be released on the 26th. So stay tuned for that.


wahashashahsah im on the fuckin credits!!!!!!

nyeheheheheheheheh


So, weirdly, despite not being part of the main cast of artists drawing gifts for every day of Tankmas, I still appear in the game in one way or another. Funny how life works.


... OKAY, NOW WHAT?

We may never know.


I'll stick around hopefully, but I'm not sure. After March next year I'll be attending senior high school classes, and I have no idea how batshit insane those are gonna be (probably even more hellish than what some of my friends are experiencing) and the future does not look bright for me.


But I'll try to be around. I can't guarantee I'll be, but I'll try.

It's weird I end a year review post like that, not being sure if I'll even be around next year, because to be honest with you I don't know if I really will be.


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Posted by midgetsausage - November 3rd, 2022


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OFFICIAL NEWGROUNDS ARCHIVE

Last updated March 22, 2024


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Welcome to Cooper Bullet, a comic by myself (@midgetsausage) about two struggling hitmen, the agency that employs them, and the criminal underworld that surrounds them.


— STATUS ———————————

File 2 is being made, yes.

Pages 1 and 3-7 are done, 8 is WIP.

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CHAPTER 0: NEW AGE RETRO HITMAN

This was made before Newgrounds' multi-image update.


Now, retrospectively, this sucks, and I urge everyone to disregard everything in this chapter. I've kept it online for archival purposes, and you're welcome to shit on this chapter, because I have.




 

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Posted by midgetsausage - October 28th, 2022


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Posted by midgetsausage - September 26th, 2022


oct 16 edit: it's closed! ty


hey baby......

sorry i was gone for long......

i was busy touching grass with @smallphroge.......


dw baby i got a present...........


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YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY


READ THE OFFICIAL POST FOR MORE INFO

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1510804


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Posted by midgetsausage - August 24th, 2022


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For the meantime, enjoy these I guess.


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